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Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Happy New year!!!

To all the lands....Congratulations Orlando Bloom for gracing the cover of GQ magazine with your sexy self....Y'all know I love me some Orlando Bloom....I went to the mall again today...That very nice white guy gave my son a necklace---for free....White men are so nice (and sexy too)....Except for the White Yahoo trolls and NERDS...They are LOW LIFES and they suck a big fat ****....

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

White people are so nice....

Especially white men...This guy at the mall let me have a navel ring for cheap yesterday--then he gave me one for free...This morning before I got off my 12 hour shift my supervisor called me and said "Good morning gorgeous...I hope everything goes well with you traffic court in San Antonio tomorrow..." Awwww...White men are so sensitive, and caring!!!

Chitlins, Pigs feet, and tripe!!! Oh my!!!....

Mama wants to eat soul food for New years...But I think she is burning my roux (lol--just kidding) to make my chitterlings, tripe, and pigs feet stew...Man I am going to get cracking on that stew tonight...Laughing at Yahoo NERDS on the message board who live miserable existences...Quit hating on Louisiana--LOW LIFES!!! "Giving you more of what you're funking for..."

Thursday, December 25, 2003

MERRY CHRISTMAS

To everyone....Peace on earth and goodwill to men...May justice prevail...Happy holidays to each and everyone upon the face of the earth...Merry Christmas Mike....Muah...Muah...Love ya darling!!!

Monday, December 15, 2003

Ain't no justice--just us...Ashes to ashes--dust to dust...

Thank you Essie Mae Washington with the courage to come forth with the long hidden truth concerning Strom Thurmond being your biological father....

Sunday, December 14, 2003

If you can't beat it out or bleed it out-- then breed it out...

Most Blacks can't understand or can't even begin to undestand meaning of Steven King's short story Dedication in his "Nightmare and Dreamscapes" novel about the Black woman (Martha Rosewall) who eats the famous White author's dried semen so that her son will become a successful/famous writer like his natural father and not a dead-beat druggie, criminal, pussy-monger and wife-beater like his Black biological dad....

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me--Saddam Hussein in a spider hole?!!! Laughing my ass off...Bush please--spare me the fucking propaganda....You are becoming toooooooo predictable (at least to me you are)....What scares me is what you and your Saudi buddies (a la Bin Laden) are capable of doing to a major U.S. petrochemical refinery (Bopah, India comes to mind)--taking into consideration that you don't give a rat's ass about the state of Louisiana....Except when you're hiding...

*** I can't stand a big forehead ugly ass lack of dick in my pussy negress....Yeah I said it....You pathetic ass negress!!!

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Men...Lawd...Lawd...

I work at a very large petroleum refinery and there are tons of men there....Mostly men work there...They are some hard working men and they are very very nice...Lawd some of them immediately try to hit on you....Some of them act like they can't do their work without stopping by to talk to you every fifteen minutes.....Men....Men love pu**y don't they??? I have only been working there three (count them) days....But the pay is pretty good and I am dying to get a bomb ass cell phone--one with internet access.....Men have their weaknesses and so do women....Give me (us women jewelry and..) gadgets baby!!!!!

Thursday, December 11, 2003

So I met my friend at the gas station tonight....

Last time I saw her was at the class reunion back in 1999...Later we all went to a get together at the American Legion...She tells me back then that she and her husband were divorcing....I said to myself "You're divorcing him?" Even she admitted that she was divorcing such a good looking man....Damn he was sexy....Well tonight I saw her like I said above and I inquired as to how she was doing...She tells me that she travels back and forth out of town as she has a house near New Orleans...Then she tell me that her ex lived in town and l remarked "That sexy ass man lives here in town?!!" So she proceeds to tell me that he was dumb and not too intelligent..That was her words....Lawd!!! The father of her children!!! Meanwhile I was still thinking about how banging he was....Y'all know that I am a sucker for banging ass White men!!! Then she says that he was good in bed....Lawd!!! That is the thing you never want to say to another woman--that your man or ex is good in bed....Trust me your friends will want to go for a test drive...She was like "It is ok if you want to get with him"....I was like "So he lives on Main Street??? You don't say???"

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Ba da pa pa pa!!! I'm loving it!!!

I just love those McDonalds with free internet access....Man this particular McDonalds is banging...It has a plasma tv to boot and not to mention a kicking aquarium....I'm loving it!!! Filet O'fish meal with free internet access!!! We all know that I am an internet junkie...Life is good!!! Basically everyone is at church and I have the computer to myself...Even my son is quiet tonight!!! TIME FOR BLOGGING AND READING BLOGS....Damn the pop ups though....Did I forget to mention that I am into cold boiled crawfish lately??? Tomorrow is an early day....Later gators....

Way to go Napster!!! Never say "die"....Just re-invent yourself--or pre-pay....

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Networking or Not working....

Black people network like a fucking bag of rocks!!! Now when it comes to having you canned they can come together like agglutination...With the unemployment statistics of unemployed Blacks at around 11.8 percent you would think many Black folks would be trying to do something differently amongst other things and concerning a lot of issues....One of the problems is that we as Blacks truly don't listen to one another!!! Someone forgot to tell us that it is not what you know but rather who you know....If you listen to Whites they are always networking....Just sit back and listen one of their conversations....I mean Whites that are truly out to succeed not the ones who are working for five bucks an hour and are engaged in the usual office politics at (insert the name of your favorite burger joint here) say McDonalds....Sigh....I truly know how pained Anatole Broyard was about a lot of things....

Friday, December 05, 2003

School Aids....

School aids....Sounds deadly doesn't it??? Actually it is a place to buy school materials for teaching children...My son who is eight years old wants to learn all of his multiplication tables right away...I bought him a tape so he can learn his multiplication tables while singing along to country music...

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This is what happens when you let six month old babies get close to a computer keyboard....

Thursday, December 04, 2003

The Black Man's Hustle....***

Kravitz: Cruel Confession About Nicole
Lenny Kravitz has made a cruel confession: He doesn't really love Nicole Kidman. He's using her to raise his own profile and sell records. The cad!

That's the word from The New York Post's Page Six gossip columnist Richard Johnson who revealed Kravitz made the confession to friends who then must have squealed. The unlikely couple has been spotted together for months now and the latest rumors had them buying a home together in New York City.

What is up with Black men?!!! Is SELFISHNESS the latest fashion?!!!Must everything and everyone be a fucking hustle?!!! I have always hated that characteristic (the "hustle" characteristic) that a lot of Black (American) men possess and "a certain ex-husband and his dad" (well those two more like lie and fabricate than they do hustle)....Hustling is unique to the Black male...Nowadays it is all about the "bling bling" (neo-hustle) mentality!!! Damn!!! What did Nicole ever do to you Lenny?!! For God sakes she adopted Black babies!!! Damn rap music!!!

*Black Males from other countries and the Caribbean tend to be different--they are not obsessed with hustling...

***hustle, v., -tled, -tling, n..--v.i. 1. to proceed or work rapidly or energetically. 2. to push or force one's way; jostle or shove. 3. to be aggressive, esp. in business or other financial dealings. 4. Slang. to earn one's living by illicit or unethical means. 5. Slang. (of a prostitute) to solicit clients.--v.t. 6. to convey or cause to move, esp. to leave, roughly or hurriedly. 7. to pressure or coerce ( a person) to buy or do something, esp. something illicit or ultimately unprofitable. 8. to urge, prod, or speedup: hustle your work along. 9. to obtain by aggressive and often illicit means: to hustle money from unsuspecting tourists. 10. to sell, promote, or publicize aggressively or vigorously.--n. 11. energetic activity, as in work. 12. discourteous shoving, pushing, or jostling. 13. Slang a. an inducing by pressure or deception to buy something, participate in a dishonest scheme, or the like. b. such a scheme, game, or trick. --hustler, n.

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

SERENADE

A web site and catalog for Classic Soul, R&B, Blues, Grooves, and more...I know Kenya would find this site interesting....

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Oh Damn I wanted to say something!!!

LOL...I had thought of something interesting that I wanted to post...Damn!!! I forgot!!! I think it had something to do with the coming extinction of Black women....I hate it when I have thoughts while driving...

Monday, December 01, 2003

Rock the Boat....

Why the hell do I still feel like I am on a ship??? My brain is still rocking...I had boiled crawfish tonight....