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The Joys of Art

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Back Home...

We had the finest captain in the world sailing our ship....Italian to the bone and sexy as hell....I would have loved to get with him...Nevertheless he sailed on and I am sitting here back in Louisiana...I plan to take my son to Galveston this summer so that he can enjoy the beach...My son never wants to go back to Belize, C.A.again...He looks like a walking "mosquito bite"...They even bit him on his scalp...Oh Damn!!! I forgot to mention that they DID show "Pirates of the Caribbean" Wednesday and all day Friday on the Ship....I watched it a zillion times....

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

I am a NERD!!!

Damn!!! I am on a cruise ship sitting in port at Cozumel and I am here surfing the net...I told my little brother not to show me where the Internet Cafe was...We are going out at noon where I will secure me some drinky drinks (bottles of licka) to bring back on the ship...LOL....My daddy is going to kill me because all this is being charged to his account....This has been one trip....I have had traveler's diarrhea since the first day we boarded the ship...Like I said I have been drinking ERRY DAY since I have boarded the Elation...My 12 year old brother has been drinking my whiskey sours that I order....LOL....I better not stay on here long...My daddy is sure to get hip to my internet addiction...I must confess though--I am planning to buy a cell phone with internet access for Christmas.....I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2003

MOONSHINE??!!

Lawd!!! Folks are bringing their own "pain killers" to the Emergency Room nowdays...This high yella Cajun had a damn mason jar of MOONSHINE!!! That's right!!! Home made brew....Yep...Yep....SHINE at the ER tonight.....There he was--sipping on "shine" while he waited to be seen at the ER....WTF?!!!You're at a hospital where there is a possibility they will give you drugs (narcotics) and painkillers and you are sipping on some SHINE?!!! LAWD!!! THEN HE DROPPED HIS DAMN MASON JAR OF MOONSHINE!!! He damn near cried like a baby when that happened while he was drinking it outside...Actually I think this is just another example of Bush's Medicare/medicaid overhaul....The BYOP Plan (Bring Your Own Painkillers)--Part A deductible if you drop the Mason jar....

Shot Number 12 tonight....I had the incision repacked and re-dressed again....Sunday is "cruise time"....

Friday, November 21, 2003

I'm loving it!!!
FREE INTERNET ACCESS AT MCDONALDS!!!!! I am here surfing the net and eating a spicy McChicken sandwich...I'm loving it!!!


Shot number 11...

The right butt-cheek took the round again today...My right cheek is not as strong as my left one and tends to complain more about it....Back for another day of re-packing the wound.....I have a screaming headache and my neck is sore from sleeping for three hours in the chair at the hospital Tuesday....When my body finally feels better I am going to celebrate with beer and crabs or beer and crawfish (if they are in season)....

AGAIN...CONGRATULATIONS LOUSIANA GOVERNOR KATHLEEN BLANCO....Keep those charity hospitals open.....

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Wounded in battle....

The right butt-cheek took the "heat round" this morning....I have taken a total of ten shots in the butt since Sunday....Went to the beauty salon today to get hair permed for the cruise....

Give my left butt-cheek a purple heart....

I have taken at least seven shots in 4 days....Most of them in my left butt-cheek....I think left gluteus maximus deserves a medal for being brave in battle....Went back to the hospital to have my dressing changed and to have the incision re-packed....I have been doing that since Monday....Sigh....How long will they keep sticking a piece of string in me only to take it out the next day??? I feel like a yo-yo....Sigh....What ever it takes for me to get better for this cruise this weekend....Good night....

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Mind Altering Experience!!!

Went back today to have the boil looked at and also to supposedly get another shot of antibiotics....I was told that I'd have to have it lanced--that day...The doctor said that it was the biggest boil he'd ever seen....I think it even grew bigger overnight just because it knows I am going on a seven day cruise....They had to use so much anesthetic just to numb me up for the surgery--over two bottles of the stuff....About 5 minutes after they had finished the procedure it happened.....THE MIND ALTERING EXPERIENCE!!!

The doctor says that it wasn't hallucinations but please dear doctor tell me what the fuck did I experience that night!!! It was horrible...Tinnitis, the room going around and around and this constant rhythmic sound in the back of my fracking head....Then the sound would speed up and slow down at will--amongst other scary things....SCURRY I TELL YOU!!!
Did I mention my limbs (legs) shaking (tremors) uncontrollably?!!! Did I mention the fact that when I walked out of the room to tell the nurse that I was having a reaction to the anesthetic I was walking "like a zombie"?!!!I had to get four shots just to counter-act the anesthetic and also my shot of antibiotics....Only after what seemed about 45 minutes into the drama did I get my four shots of "put me out of my misery--I'm whimpering like a dog here" drugs....

By the time my daddy came to get me I was knocked out...I could not drive home that night from the hospital....Sleep never felt so good.....

Sunday, November 16, 2003

9-1-1

Went to the emergency room today....Stayed there about 4 hours....I had to have a boil looked at....They gave me a shot of antibiotics....

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Congratulations


Congratulations....

Governor Kathleen Blanco....

Saturday, November 08, 2003

Don't mess with my Seven Cs....Fais pas ca!!!

1. Children
2. Cash
3. Car
4. Computer
5. Cajun/Creole Culture
6. Crib (aka house or place of dwelling)
7. Career (not job but "Career" and that entails a college degree)

But folks want to try and do it every time....

How many women feel like "Little Red Riding Hood"??? How many feel like as soon as you are going through a transition or some type of change there is always a big bad wolf lazily standing up against a tree just waiting to try and gobble you up...When I graduated college in 1989 and started dating there was a wolf just waiting....I hadn't even gotten my first good kiss...I lived a very sheltered life...When I started Law School (didn't finish) there was a wolf waiting in the financial aid office....When I decided to join the military in 1993 there was a big bad Wolf just waiting for me on St. Patricks day....I married him....When I moved to SA for military school in 1998 there was a big bad wolf who owned his own store (He is dead to me...)...When I moved to NC while going through two divorce/custody hearings there were three big bad wolves just waiting to try and gobble me up....NC was awesome....It reminds me of Louisiana...When I moved back to SA to be stationed there the same big bad wolf who owned the store was still waiting in the forest to try aand eat me up...

Now that I have moved back to Louisiana there are some big bad wolves who are just waiting out there...One is verrrryyy curious as what I am going to do with my "grandmother's house" (my great-aunt's house)....He wants to go out of his way and walk me through it in the daytime since no one has lived there in about 8 months and the electricity is turned off...LOL...Like my daddy can't take me there or I can't go there myself...Little do these wolves understand that I grew up with them and I know they are wolves!!!

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Going Cold Turkey

No pun intended....Seven days without the Internet!!! I can't wait for the Thanksgiving holiday to come....Hopefully they won't have computers to access on the ship (so I won't get tempted)....I finally got a decent night's sleep last night...I had been staying up too late thanks to the internet...Message boards are just another addiction--not worth it...LOL...Someone on a message board told me that I misspelled "cuisine"..."c" instead of a "q" so fracking what!!! That is what they pay editors for....(smile)...No one is perfect when it comes to spelling....And besides when I go for days without getting enough sleep my brain will shut down...Me misspelling words will be the least of your worries....

Last night I went to a store after work and while I was leaving the store I ran over the curb....Now I knew I was parked up against the curb and needed to back up a little before leaving but I misjudged and I ran right over curb...I once drove through a red light because I was so fatigued and I forgot where to stop...My mind told me on the other side of the light...That has happened twice....Stress and fatigue has caused me to run through a stop sign before...Last night my boss told me that I was going so slow he was getting old...That is because I was burnt out ("tired" for the grammar perfection folks)....Staying up until 1, 2, and almost 3 am for 3 and 4 days straight will take a toll on you....

That is why I am looking forward to going on this cruise...I keep telling myself that only a NERD or TROLL would be looking for a damn internet message board or chatroom to surf when they could be spending every moment of seven glorious days eating, drinking, and having fun aboard a cruise ship....I have to keep that in mind...

Went by the Vetrerans Administrative office and also registered to vote today....

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Rut Roh!!!

I had my name changed and the tickets for the cruise have arrived containing my former last name on them...It might cost 50 more bucks if the tickets need changing...It is such a hassle when you have to change your name back...That is why even after being divorced since 1999 I waited to have it changed back until I got out of the Army....Yeah right you say...You waited lonnnnngggg after you got out of the military...I know...But hassle of changing it eventually weighed less than the hassle of constantly explaining how I got the name...I think all women who get married should by law have their names hyphenated....That way we can just drop the last name when it becomes a burden on us (ie divorce)....Oh well...Sigh....I wonder how Kenya is doing on her cruise???

My Cruise song---Published later...

Kindred The Family Soul
Far Away


I'm tired of broken street glass.

Not gettin' no ass unless the babies sleep.

But even then it seems like we're tryin' to keep.

Tired of payin' taxes, sendin' me mails and faxes.

Tired of crook cops.

Tired of black folk complain that crime don't stop.

I wanna go to a place where lovers go.

Do the things that lovers do.

No stress.

A sweet caress from me to you.

I wanna do the things we used to do.

Say the things we used to say.

Just like everyday, all day.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Tired of late sub waitress.

Tired of undeserved fame.

Tired of watchin' Somethin' on the T.V. doin' nothin'

Doin' nothin'

I'd rather be lookin' at ya.

I'd rather be layin' with ya

I don't wanna forget all the love we captured the day we met.

I wanna go to a place where lovers go.

Do the things that lovers do.

No Stress.

No

A sweet caress from me to you.

I wanna do the things we used to do.

Say the things we used to say.

Just lay everyday , all day

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Far away from here

Far away from here

Far away from here

Just jump in a taxi cab, pack our bag and get away fast.

Monday, November 03, 2003

I love blue crabs...

I had four of them last night along with a cold Budweiser....Life is good...Now to find an awesome job or win the POWERBALL...I need to buy a better digital camera for the cruise...Seven glorious days on a ship during the Thanksgiving weekend...That is a feast inself...LOL...Even as I speak this guy knocked on the door and asked us if we wanted to go half on a box of crabs with my next door neighbor....I get 30 crabs for 10 bucks!!!! Woohoo!!!!! Life is good!!! Yeah baby!!!

They should never have a homecoming in the same week as Halloween...Don't people realize how much candy kids can get???

Sunday, November 02, 2003

The male gender of the Human species is the most imperfect being of all the scientific kingdom....

But yet every second of every minute of every day men always lust and desire for the prefect female species... How the hell can you ask for the image of perfection when you are damn sure less than perfect yourself??!!!Men always want a 10+ on a female body but the minute they drop their drawz many of them look like a vaccum done sucked their dicks, nuts, and asses into the vaccum bag....Yet they have some nerve to constantly harp on our female shortcomings and all the while acting as though they possess penises (and tongues) of extraordinary potential.....

If most women would actually tell men how much we have been disappointed in their penises (and tongues) a lot of men would be jumping off cliffs....I like most women would have to tell the majority of my sexual partners that they are/weren't "all that"....Ladies how many times you have met or known a man who wanted to "hit that" and even bragged to you that he would and could "turn you out" and he didn't ??? How many times have we been disappointed??? Plenty!!! These freaks need to quit...No I am not talking about anything current I am just retorting due to one man's comments concerning my being "thin"...

Hair grease...What they really don't want you to know...

Kenya and I are very much alike (too bad she doesn't like Leos)....We have very similar pesonalities....Kenya is very much into hair grease and she makes her very own...Plus both Kenya and me are both going on cruises this month...I haven't been on AOL in a while and I need to see how she is doing....Kenya (like me) likes Black old school movies and I know she would enjoy this web site...It is a site for Black hair products, hair grease, wigs, and Black old school movies....(www.goldmedalhair.com)....