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The Joys of Art

Monday, April 28, 2003

Ode to BLAHOO....You can lick my sack until you quack....I gives less than a fluck....So come on won't you pucker up and suck my third left nuttttt....Blah on you BLAHOO....You suck.....I am back on AOL as soon as my pimp can spot me a dollar and fifteen cents....It is fracking worth it....I, like my Aunt Kenya, refuse to censor myself.....LICK MY NUTZ BLAHOO!!!!!!

Monday, April 07, 2003

OH SHE AT IT AGAIN!!!


ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Wears a burgundy French roll, 3-inch heels and a split
up her thigh to work and makes it look professional.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can wear the hell out of spandex.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can raise a doctor, a world-class athlete and an A+
student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional,
broken, underprivileged and disenfranchised.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from
the gas company.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can work full time while finishing school, raising
respectful and intelligent children, be active in the
PTA, be the pastor's secretary, and the choir
president and a make it all seem effortless

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a $1.00 out of 15 Cents

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can go from the boardroom to the 'hood and "keep it
real" in both places.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can slap the taste out of your mouth.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can put a Black man and his non-Black date on pins and needles
just by walking into the room.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he
didn't get a darn thing.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other
races and know that when she does cross over it's done
out of sincerity, not a political move.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be 75 years old and look 45!

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top
$$$ for physical features she was already born with.

ONLY A BLACK WOMAN
Can be the mother of civilization.